Wake up, dead boy, enter adventureland!
Tricksters, magicians will show you all that's real...
Careless jugglers, snakecharmers by your trail...
Magic of a moment, Abracadabra!

 

Jeff: You're a football player! It's in your blood!

Troy: That's racist.

Jeff: Your soul!

Troy: That's racist.

Jeff: Your eyes?

Troy: That's gay

Jeff: That's homophobic

Troy: That's black

Jeff: That's racist!

Troy: ...damn.